The government’s definition for a balanced budget

Opposition leader Pierre Poilievre sits down at a pub with two credit cards. One for spending, one for investments.
The steak? He says is an investment, because protein helps him work.
Coffee keeps him going, so that goes on the investment card too. Even talking business over dinner counts as economic development.

By the time he's done, his spending card looks great. Except he still owes exactly the same amount for dinner.