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ืœืขืฆื˜ืข ื ื™ื™ืขืก
ืื™ืš ื ืขื ื ื™ืฉื˜ ืงื™ื™ืŸ ื–ื™ื™ื˜ืŸDanny G Media ยท ืื‘ื™ื’ื“ื•ืจ ื™ืชื•ื ืžืื‘ ื•ืืื ื˜ืข ืฉืคืจ ยท ื“ืขืกื™ื–ืฉืŸ ื“ืขืกืง ืฉืืฆื˜ ืื– ื“ืขืจ ื“ืขืžืืงืจืื˜ ื“ื–ืฉืืŸ ืืกืืฃ ื”ืื˜ ื’ืขื•ื•ืื•ื ืขืŸ ื ืฆื•ื•ื™ื™ื˜ืŸ ื˜ืขืจืžื™ืŸ ืื™ืŸ ืกืขื ืื˜ ืคื•ืŸ ื“ื–ืฉืืจื“ื–ืฉื™ืข ืงืขื’ืŸ ืจืขืคื•ื‘ืœื™ืงืื ืขืจ ืžื™ื™ืง ืงืืœื™ื ืกTug 24 ยท ื•ื•ืืจืขื ื•ื ื’ ืคืืจืŸ ืฆื™ื‘ื•ืจ: ื‘ื™ื™ ื ื”ื™ื™ืžื™ืฉืข ืื™ื ืฉื•ืจืขื ืก ืคืืœืขืกื™ ื”ืื˜ ื–ื™ืš ืืจื•ื™ืกื’ืขืฉื˜ืขืœื˜ ื ืืš ื ื˜ืจืื’ื™ืฉืŸ ืขืงืกื™ื“ืขื ื˜Stadium ยท ื ื•ื•ื™ื›ื˜ื™ื’ืข ืงืœืืจืข ืžื•ื“ืขื”ื—ื™ื“ื•ืฉ ยท ื“ืขืจ ื“ืขืžืืงืจืื˜ื™ืฉืขืจ ืกืขื ืื˜ืืจ ืžืืจืง ื•ื•ืืจื ืขืจ ื”ืื˜ ื’ืขื•ื•ื™ื ืขืŸ ื•ื•ื™ื“ืขืจื•ื•ื™ื™ืœื•ื ื’ ืื™ืŸ ื•ื•ื™ืจื“ื–ืฉื™ื ื™ืขื‘ืงื™ืฆื•ืจ ื ื™ื™ืขืก ืงืื ืืœ ยท ืงื•ืžื˜ ื ืœืื ื’ืข ื ืื›ื˜ ืื™ืŸ ืจืืงืœืขื ื“ ืงืื•ื ื˜ื™Shimon Rolnitzky ยท ื”ื’ืื•ืŸ ื”ื™ืฉื™ืฉ ืจื‘ื™ ื—ื™ื™ื ืคืœืื”ืจ ืฉืœื™ื˜"ื ืžืžื ื”ื™ื’ื™ ืžืื ืกื™, ืฉื˜ืจืขื ื’ื˜ ื–ื™ืš ืืŸ ืื•ืŸ ื’ืขื‘ื˜ ืืค ื–ื™ื™ืŸ ืฉื˜ื™ืžืข ืคืืจ ื›ืœืœ ื™ืฉืจืืœืณืก ืงืื ื’ืจืขืกืžืืŸ ืžื™ื™ืง ืœืื•ืœืขืจKremel ยท ื–ืžืจ ืืœื™ ื•ื•ื™ืก ื”๐Ÿ‘‘ ืฆื•ืœื ื‘ืžืกื™ืจื•ืช ื ืคืฉ ืžืžืฆืœื™ืžืช ืื™ื ื˜ืจืงื•ื ืžื™ืขื ืงื™ ื•ืจืฆื‘ืจื’ืจืฉืจื•ืœื™ืง ืจื•ื–ื ื‘ืจื’ ืžืœืš ื”ืกื˜ื˜ื•ืกื™ื ยท ื•ื•ื™ ื–ื•ื™ ื–ืขื˜ ืขืก ืื•ื™ืก ืื•ื™ืคืŸ ื’ืจืื•ื ื“?Shimon Cohen ยท
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